Disclaimer: These are conversation between my new friends and I, it consist of either jokes or experiences shared, I find those conversation amusing and funny so I decided to share it with you.
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The First train home, not the Last train back
Dr Red Nose: " C and I were at this conference in Vienna a while back and we decided to go out a night."
The next day afternoon, while attending the conference in the afternoon...
C: "Why do I feel like shit? Didn't we get the last train back?" (Last train are usually around 12am, with 1am being the latest)
Dr Red Nose: "No! We took the First train home at 5 am this morning."
C: "That explains that."
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Having dinner, me having a problem deciding what to eat
Dr Red Nose: "Have you decided?"
Me: "Nope, how about you?"
Dr Red Nose: "Ya, I am having a salad."
Me looking at him confused, if me - a short moderately active and healthy eating girl - is planning to have a burger, he - a 6 foot man that plays football and frequent the gym - should not be having a salad.
Me: "If I am having a burger, you are not having a salad."
Dr Red Nose: "Well, its bikini season, I want to get bikini body ready."
Me: "Ahh.... Are you going sunbathing anytime soon?"
Dr Red Nose: "Nope."
Me: " Are you going somewhere for vacation that involves wearing bikini?"
Dr Red Nose: "Nope."
Me: "Well then..."
Dr Red Nose: "I just like to wear bikini and look pretty at home, alone."
And here I was, always thought scientists are boring.
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Out of nowhere, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
C: " Whats that you are going on and on about?"
D: "Meow meow meow, its a song about a cat."
C searched on iphone for the youtube clip and showed it to all of us ---> Nyan cat
For the rest of the evening, thats our theme song and its forever embedded in all of our mind
This is a clip of it.
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